Hey I'm A Man ... I Can Fix That!
Don't have a soup spoon? I can fix that! Seatbelt broken? I can fix that! New TV too big for the old cabinet? I can fix that! Need a new chandelier? I can fix that! Car stereo broken? I can fix that! No ice chest? I can fix that! Car imported from the wrong country (What about the brakes?) I can fix that! Wiper motor burned out? I can fix that! Exhaust pipe backed up? I can fix that! Cables falling behind the desk? I can fix that! No skate park in town? I can fix that! Out of diapers? I can fix that!